jerkidiot:

The Purge had one of the greatest concepts of any movie I’ve ever seen and it was so poorly executed and that was such a disappointment

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6 days ago

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

(via zackisontumblr)

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6 days ago

itmegracyb:

troyetopia:

hands down.

"Yeah but I’m cute"

(via refreshes)

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6 days ago

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via laughbitches)

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6 days ago

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

(via heliolisk)

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6 days ago

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

(via laughbitches)

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6 days ago

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

(via zackisontumblr)

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6 days ago

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via zackisontumblr)

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6 days ago

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

(via heliolisk)

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6 days ago
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